A breath away




panicacidide:

Apparently it’s not socially acceptable for a man to invite another man out just for coffee or to go out for a meal, in case it’s perceived as a date. Like it’s fine if you wanna go to the pub and drink beer and have a chat but make it non-alcoholic and suddenly you’re not straight anymore? You can go to the cinema together but ONLY if it’s an action movie. You guys can’t even just go shopping with each other. Oh masculinity, so fragile, so strange. 


leeeeeeeeeegooooooooolaaaaaaaaas:

waking up with your period

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bootyexpress:

maravilhanaervilha:

OMG I CANT STOP LAUGHING


that baby could’ve really hit his head on the table though

bootyexpress:

maravilhanaervilha:

OMG I CANT STOP LAUGHING

that baby could’ve really hit his head on the table though

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rainbow-ashe:

theanti90smovement:

mom dad im in love with a robot 

the bible says adam and eve not florence and the machine


237,111 notes | Reblog | 3 weeks ago
author: she didn't want to eat dinner because she doesn't like chicken noodle soup
english teacher: even though it doesn't say it, we can infer that 17 years ago she encountered an attack from chickens while on a trip to africa visiting her great aunt who was dying from pneumonia which she got from chickens that were being harvested for the great feast
tumblr: lol fukin stupid teacher
loki: blinks
tumblr: do you see this? do you see that blink? that fucking blink. it shows how much pain he has inside of him. look at him. all he wants is his father to love him. look at the tears that he is holding back. he's never been the favorite son, he always knew that he didn't belong. this is the fucking blink that makes me love loki. he's not a villain. he's just a scared, lonely child.

chickem:

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smolderingtroyler:

heartyglobe:

nobody says it but we all know what this is about

This picture is weirdly genius

smolderingtroyler:

heartyglobe:

nobody says it but we all know what this is about

This picture is weirdly genius

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Put a ship in my ask

booksandhotchocolate:

i don’t know them enough | wtf | why | just NO | tolerable | they’re okay | cute | awww | babies | hot | I will go down with this ship | OTP