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without parole
I’m going to kill myself
God bless you SuperWhoLock.
(Source: nosdrinker)
So by 1/7/13, for every person that reblogs this , I’ll write and tape their url somewhere around New York City, take a picture, and tag you in it.
*No matter how many notes this gets,
if it even gets anyi’ll still do it. (:
i looked up 50 shades of gray quotes and
how fucking high this woman is oh my god
(Source: andlighet)
Your first crush:
His reaction when you told him you liked him:
First boyfriend:
Your roommate in college:
Your favorite class:
Your reaction to graduating:
Your reaction to getting a job:
Your reaction to meeting your soul mate:
His reaction to you:
Your face when he asks you to marry him:
Who is he:
Your life after that:
(Source: xheroes-never-die)
I JUST SPENT 2 HOURS OF MY LIFE TRYING TO FIGURE THIS OUT. OMG. MOST DIFFICULT THING I’VE EVER DONE.
(Source: errografia)
Fun reproductive fact: you were not the fastest sperm
Other sperm start burrowing into the egg and die on the way in. You were an opportunistic sperm that waited for the others to die making it easy for you to burrow in.
So basically what you’re saying is,
Even before i was born, I was using other bitches to do my work for me?
